A-Team van n. a drinking game which involves at least three people standing in a circle passing and drinking a bottle of Lambrini while singing “get on The A-Team van, get on The A-Team van”.
Bag it up / No diggity / Terry Riley (Doing a) vb. to defecate in a plastic bag. Popular with those unable to locate a suitable Shirley Bassey.
Bernie Cliftons n. cigarettes.
Blazin' squad n. two or more people enjoying jazz in a room at the same time.
Block-up (To be) adj. highly sedated with herbal remedies.
Bra adj. A Friend.
Breaking the Bread vb. A specific style of lovemaking as devised by the Maggot, involving a firm grip of one's partner's buttocks during intercourse.
Brendan n.to pass on a spliff that is mostly cardboard and will burn your lips.
Brian Turner sandwich (As shit as a) n. When something you had grand expectations for ends up being a low-quality, highly expensive rip-off. See also: Motorway service station.
Buckfast van n. like the A-team van only with tonic wine instead of Lambrini.
Bufflin vb. To run from a flight.
Burnt lips and cardboard n. smoking a remedy near to the roach.
Cider Enema n. the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms.
CID pumpings / Goonies on VHS n. to become sexually familiar with another. The first term refers to going 'undercover' and delivering 'pumpings'. The second term was used as a code by one Adam Hussain in search of sexual fulfillment. For example, "Did you watch Goonies on VHS last night Adam?", "Yes I did. It was very good".
Chepstow n. 1). a jumper 2). to pot a ball on a pool table by hitting another ball first.
Cliftons n. See 'Bernie Cliftons'
Clart n. a person who knows about the GLC.
Cock socket n. vagina.
Community Workshop n. the coming together of minds to create spiritual music.
Co-ordination enhancer n. term for a jazz cigarette enjoyed whilst involved in sports activities.
Craig David's n. large set of oversize headphones.
Cunnie Weed n. extremely strong herbal remedies.