"Hello. I'm Jeremy Beadle. Check the fuck out of my leisurewear. In the Eighties,
I was everywhere, a national institution you might say. Nowadays, I go to Summer fetes
and attend coffee mornings to lead discussions on good bowel care, amongst other things.
Aside from having a regular jazz cigarette to ease my tattered nerves, I enjoy collecting
and looking at pictures of people with the GLC. It's one of the only things that keeps me
going. If you like, send me some pictures of you with
the GL of C and we'll see if we can't get them up here. Remember, you won't win any
cash at all, just the respect amongst your brethren and the satisfaction that you've made
an old bastard like me very happy...."
Matt "Dirty Sanchez" Pritchard
