
"Hello. It's me again, Jeremy Beadle. I have such a cheeky little face, you might mistake me for some leisuresuited goblin from Lord of the Ringtones or something. As you must have worked out by now, we're here to celebrate another delightful edition of 'You've Been Chained'. I can't stress how important it is that you keep these beautiful pictures coming. I print them all out and keep them on my bedroom wall....sometimes it's the only thing to keep me from the cold, dark, unforgiving world outside. There's something so comforting about the Chain and their lovely friends. A wise man once said to me, "check this the fuck out bra". I did and he was right. I'd recommend doing the same...."
Sahara Hoe
