"Hello and welcome, yes welcome to this the 'GLC Gallery'. Here we showcase unheard of talent and all GLC-related phenomennon that you, the fans have decided to send in. Let's start with these beautiful emotional pieces....."
"Here we have a lovely piece that depicts the serenity of the valleys in South Wales, juxtaposed with the threat of the GLC invading the minds of our youth. I feel its artist, one Mr. J Morgan is trying to illustrate how the Chain affects us all, in both big ways and small"
"A follow-up to the previous work of genuis, artist J Morgan once again shows how interaction with the general public in Newport City centre and the Goldie Lookin' Chain go hand in hand. I like the various little touches in this piece, particularly the legend enscribed on the placard. It catches the eye and seems curiously apt for a website of the same name"
"Here we have a piece by the previously unknown artist Mr. G Morgan. I feel it captures all of the feelings that I have about the DVS and the manner in which different parts of Newport are falling under their vice-like grip. Not so much a 'Vigilante Force' as a 'Force of Nature', like a typhoon that sets car alarms off and pushes trees over"
"Another piece in the collection entitled 'The Port that I Know', G Morgan embraces the frivolity of Newport life. See how he successfully captures the mood of the City in one small picture. As soon as I viewed the piece, it brought a tear to my eye and a bulge in my crotch"
"Artist Mr. M Powell here shows us the manner of the 'Newport Man on the Street'. We can only hope that he also has a gold chain, Kappa tracksuit and white Reeboks to suit his happy demeanour. The rugby top is nice, but the backwards baseball cap keeps the audience guessing. Good Guy or Bad Boy....? I cannot tell"
"Ho-ho! Here we have joker and self-styled fashion guru Mr. C Williams' contribution to Newport culture. The reference to 'Clart' is self-evident, however upon further inspection you will also notice that DJ Shopmobility is in the acting stakes once again. Good to see that he's pushing the limits of the GLC multimedia experience"
Tony Hart says,"Kids, don't fuck around - get yo'selves on the next page and Push It like Salt'n'Pepa...!"
Send us your shit! Tony gets bored very easily these days - why not submit your masterpiece here?
