
As the summer peeks its head over the fortress that was the eternal winter of
2003/04, the music industry is abuzz with talk of festivals, summer radio hits
and that all-important 'festival band of the summer'. Who will it be? Last year
it went without a shadow of a doubt to the
Darkness boys. From the start
of circuit with a pre-breakfast appearance at Glastonbury, to the end at the Carling
Weekend, (where really it was they who should have replaced the White Stripes'
slot, not the dullard bluster of BRMC) it was all about Justin & Co. Festival
bands have to be fun, have an element of community about them and maybe even a
certain novelty. Festival band of the summer will rarely hold such a position
twice. Perfect then, for
Goldie Lookin Chain.
The buzz is already about, thanks to some nifty merchandise promotion and
a dozen or so MP3s available on their website (the excellently named www.youknowsit.co.uk).
The GLC, as the collective commonly abbreviate themselves to, are a nine-strong
crew of Newport townies who specialise in eighties flavoured rap, largely
concentrating on themes of weed (smoking, selling, delivering) and anal sex
(performing of).
The Hammersmith Apollo is impressively full for a support band, clearly word of mouth
has led to a certain level of anticipation. Indeed, a number of people appear
to be here at a Super Furry Animals gig purely for the Welsh hip hoppers. Bedecked
in what can only be described as 'council chic', the group fill the stage, mics
in hand, and proceed to rap roughshod through a series of DAT-based backing
tracks. The beats are very much of an old-skool style, basic, yet suitably infectious.
In a way, the GLC are like the reverse Darkness; people watch initially sure
that they're in on the joke. By the end, there's an uncomfortable sense
that these boys actually mean everything they do and say. These horrendous tracksuits
aren't a joke; the scally style isn't a joke, and the drug-munched small-town
antics they rap about certainly aren't. In fact, if the GLC rise to a certain
level of success, the joke will squarely be on us. Yes, it is funny; in parts
it's hilarious. And on songs like the forthcoming Must Destroy (yes, home
of the Darkness) single 'Half-Man, Half Machine', it reaches an almost
sublime idiot-savant genius.
Not that you can hear much tonight - the sound at the Hammersmith as usual
is dubious and it's very hard to make out the words that between expletives spill out of the GLC's
mouths. Occasionally, you make out words and phrases like "Soddom Hussain"
(or that might just be me
) but fans - very much in attendance already
-clearly take knowledge of the music to the gigs, rather than vice versa. But
tonight's live performance is irrelevant. A minor idiot phenomenon has taken
hold, and it will certainly last until October. They have the merch (dodgy two-stripe
market-style trackie tops), catch phrases ('safe as fuck' and 'you knows it!')
and a bag load of ripped-off tunes ('21 Seconds' and Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'
to begin with). Plus, you get to choose which one's your favourite. Mine was
the one who looked like Shane from Boyzone, after his rock makeover.
My advice to you, fair punter, is catch it while it's still funny; of course the GLC won't care whichever way the taste-barometer swings in the next 12 months. As far as they're
concerned, the band will always be safe as fuck.
You knows it.
haha good review
they're a lot cleverer than some people seem to be giving them credit for.
I wouldn't deny their nous, but that's not to say that they're not 'local' either... our sources say that, when two of them worked in a large record store in the good city of Newport, they went to work dressed as they are now...
I mean, who goes to work in tracksuit bottoms? really?
And if you say yes, remember, that reflects only on you...
I been to work in trackie bums like clart
anyone see the GLC non-story on Channel 4 news yesterday?
i found the "you heard it here first" comment amusing. And names like 'Eggsy' and 'Maggot' scroll passed. If only Adam Hussein had said something to camera...
Has anyone heard their track "Your mother's got a penis"? They dropped in the roaring crowd of Wembley, fuckin A!
Yep, The dulllard bluster of The Darkness would have been far better than the dullard bluster of BRMC.
This stinks of Darkness style marketing to me.
1. Find a niche market in retro music.
2. Dress the 'band' in outrageously cliched clothing.
3. Unleash before summer festival season
4. Are they serious? Is it ironic? - No, its just shit.
Is the correct answer.
You are completely wrong. The glc have not been marketed by a record label at all. They were only signed a couple of months ago following a long battle for their signature from 8 major labels. They've been around for several years, having previously released 5 albums and have been playing live for over a year.
They certainly haven't been dressed by a record label, they've always dressed like that.
These guys have written some of the funniest lyrics ever heard, absolute genius and they deserve to be every bit as huge as they will be.
'The pigs started shouting 'cos they couldn't find the blow
So my nan chucked the pricks out the fucking window
See that's the problem when you smokes too much draw
You forget things, like We live on the fifteenth floor
They landed in a mess, fuck me that must be sore
My Nan's hard as fuck and she's only eighty-four'
Your comment stinks of ignorant style thinking to me.
1. Find a bad attitude.
2. Dress everything you say in an outrageously annoying tone.
3. Unleash onto a website that is for fans of the band in question, not people like you.
4. Does your opinion even matter to anyone? - No, its just shit.
They're a damn sight funnier than The Darkness, and luckily don't have the Hawkins-mega-ego.
Won't last long though, i suspect.
I dont think anyones dressed them. It all sounds like nice bedsit production and their website is extra shit. I really don't think we are looking at another darkness here. Thank christ.
Can I just point out that I've been a fan of this band for a while now. In fact, ever since I heard some burned MP3s in Slam City Skates in Covent Garden.
In short, they are the funniest act I think I've ever heard! I sent a link over to some friends in New York which is now apparently creating a bit of a buzz within the underground scene over there. These guys are gonna be huge whether you like it or not.
Head over to their website if you wanna hear some of their stuff - they've got loads of mp3's for download.
Yes, they're being satirical. Yes, they truly are safe as fuck. Yes, it will get boring within a few months. You knows it.
Would've been Adam Hussein not Soddom Hussein.
He is the Newport's draw ambassador and a member of the glc.
'I went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri
I paid them in draw and the kima naan was free
The korma was wicked and it only cost a fiver
And they asked me to become the new delivery driver
The orders added up, Two by Fucking Two
I can sell draw while I'm delivering vindaloo'