'Digestive Mini Pizza'
Sent in by Jay Roller



A digestive, smeared with tomato sauce and topped with a little cheese makes an ideal "mini pizza" (or possibly a not-so-mini pizza, if you're a little tiny shortarse, or leprechaun or similar).

'Marmite Toffee Apple'
Sent in by Jay Roller



Fancy a toffee apple, but don't fancy all that nasty sugar? Simply spread Marmite around your apple, and voila - it looks just like the real thing! A little Ronseal (TM) varnish gives it that crispy finish too. Ideal for the child you hate.





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