Wreckhead Recipes
---when you're just too fucked to cook properly---

'Minced Beef & Onion Toastie'
Sent in by PVC Sister

'Baked Bean Lasagne'
Sent in by Tony Bumface

'Crispy Pie'
Sent in by Michael Jackson

'Honey-Glazed Cheese & Onion Crunch'
Sent in by Pretzel Petrelli

'Tomato & Pasta Soup'
Sent in by Alan Freeman

'Very Sticky Toffee Pudding'
Sent in by Gavin Peacock MBE

'Fast Food Kebabs'
Sent in by Miguel Pelotas

'Instantaneous Mini Lazyboy Pizzas'
Sent in by Miguel Pelotas

'Eggs Bellend Dick'
Sent in by Good Riddance Moon

'Last Night Curry Pizza'
Sent in by Graham the Bear

'Rolo Biscuits'
Sent in by Silent Bob

'Pasty le Bouef a la Fromage'
Sent in by Miguel Pelotas

'Cheese Platter'
Sent in by Dick Cheese

'Tuna Splat'
Sent in by Gok

'Pizza Stylee Toasted Sandwiches'
Sent in by PVC Sister

'Naan Special Tasty'
Sent in by DJ Skidmark aka Ainsley's Chariot

'Oven Chips with Marmite Glaze'
Sent in by Charlie Copperpot

'Instant Soggy Pizza'
Sent in by DarthDogCow aka The Chef Of Doom

'Henk'
Sent in by Mark Oh!

'Kit Kat & Ham'
Sent in by Steve aka Jerp's Little Bro

'Microwaved Cheese Biscuits'
Sent in by Mark Oh!

'Gin Toastie'
Sent in by DarthDogCow aka The Chef Of Doom

'Mars Bar Delight'
Sent in by George Benttail

'Spicy Crunchy Beans'
Sent in by Claire Bitzonna-Klitz

'Day-After-Fast-Food-Super-Sandwich'
Sent in by JW

'Hamsterfood Delight'
Sent in by Little Minx

'Die Balls Van De Straat Op Die Hoek'
Sent in by Kerryclart

'Milky Bread Ice Cream'
Sent in by Sick Boy

'Ham & Cheese Twister'
Sent in by Slim Boy Slim

'Wreckhead Pizza'
Sent in by Bibs Ramsey-Oliver-Worral-Thompson

'Posh Pudding'
Sent in by Chocogirl aka Heatheretta Trampolina

'Eggsy Goldiebread'
Sent in by K-TC

'Super Spam Special'
Sent in by Milly aka Treacle Slits

'Magic Pâté Bread'
Sent in by Evil Petunia

'Soggy Radioactive Bread'
Sent in by Makaveli

'Eggs on Toast-Like Bread'
Sent in by Mysty's Pat-ay Cat-ay

'Omelette Deluxe'
Sent in by Scott Rotten

'Cheesy Crisps'
Sent in by Bunnywunny

'Digestive Mini Pizza'
Sent in by Jay Roller

'Microwaved Chip Sandwich'
Sent in by Z Beeblebrox

'Pot Noodle Delight'
Sent in by Graham the Bear

'10 Second Donuts'
Sent in by Chumpy the Bastard

'Farmhouse Fare Pie Sandwich'
Sent in by Mistress T

'Salt & Vinegar Pasta Marinade'
Sent in by Colin Fudge

'Branston Scotch Egg Treat'
Sent in by Tony Garfield
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