aka dwain xain zedong
aka zardoz
aka ganja bizniz
aka rhys from the band




Xain is the GLC's beat generator and the only other member of the band besides Mysty who knows how to operate a computer. His techno wizadry is the musical glue which keeps the random lyrics from dropping off the literal page we call hip hop.

In his spare time he is a keen inventor and can often be found at his local patent office querying legal rights over intellectual property. To date, his inventions include such masterpieces as 'The Beer Caddy', a labour saving device for the alchoholic golfer and the 'Shitbag 2000'. The latter is a portable toilet device which enables people who spend prolonged periods of time on the road to defecate without ever leaving their vehicle thus cutting down on travel time.

Xain also holds a secret hatred for David Bowie and once refused to have sex with a groupie because of her Dave B official merchandise panties.


   

   


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